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Subject: HLW Burn #16 Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:53 am
THIS SHOW IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF GRAN NANIWA. RIP
DARK MATCHES:
1. Gran Naniwa def Tom Brandi with the Driver de Naniwa (Sitout scoop slam piledriver)
2. Kamikaze Kid def Altar Boy Luke with Banzai (Corkscrew Flying Headbutt from the top rope)
(The opening video plays with scenes of various famous sites from New York, New Jersey & Connecticut with images of members of the HLW roster mixed in between. Playing to "Hero" by Nas.) http://www.supload.com/listen?s=koFfI2
(Scenes are showed of Flava Flav announcing last week he is leaving HLW.)
Adamle: Hello Ladies & Gentlemen and welcome to Burn!. Coming to you from the Hammerstein Ballroom in downtown New york City! We have an incredibly packed show this week. Los Maximos will face another set of challengers. A special announcement from HLW management. The UWF World Women's champ, Sara Del Rey, is here. The Horsemen are scheduled to appear here as well and address the HLW faithful. But something trumps all of that Steve.
Lombardi: Absolutely Mike tonight we say goodbye to my friend. Flava Flav's last night in HLW.
Adamle: Throughout the show we will taking a look back at The Flav's time here in the hood. Right now let's send it to the ring and Howard Finkel.
Fink: This is our opening match for Burn! (Crowd pops) This is a 6 woman battle royale to determine the number one contender for the HLW Ladies Championship.
(The match starts with the Hotties attacking Deeb and just pounding her down. Crystal is caught with a roundhouse kick by Naomi which almost knocks her out. Tamina goes after Naomi and almost eliminates her then Naomi slams her to the mat and stomps on Tamina. She picks Tamina up and goes to slam her over the ropes but she wriigles free and slips behind her and clotheslines her over the top. Candice attacks Tamina now. Deeb and LOVE are trading punches. White is still dazed in the corner.
Tamina hits a Jaw breaker on Candice she goes to hit the ropes but Naomi pulls down the top rope and Tamina flips over to the floor. Now Tamina and Naomi are slugging it out on the floor in front of once again Delrious sitting front row he is shouting at the women and holding his sign that reads "HE IS COMING". Referees from the back have to come out to get the 2 women to the back. LOVE is about to throw Crystal over the top but Deeb saves her. Its Deeb and Crystal facing the Hotties. Then out of nowhere Crystal turns and lays out Deeb with a clothesline. Now Crystal, LOVE & Candice ares stomping away at her. The 3 lift her up and toss her out the ring to eliminate her. The Hotties then turn to White. Who is in a fighting stance. they stare at each other then they smile. They all hug it out. Crystal and Michelle roll out the ring.)
Fink: The winner of this match....LOVE!
(All 3 women are back in the ring and LOVE has a mic.)
LOVE: I told you we would have our new member this week. She is the graduate of the Rising Stars show. Crystal White. She is everyting we wanted. She's smart, She's beautiful and she's deadly. And now with us finally back to full strength it's time to start running things again. That starts with the HLW Ladies Title and you Mercedes! Next month HLW holds it's annual December show Hell-iday Cheer. Well all I want for christmas is your lumpy ass in the ring and that belt around my sexy waist. That's right champ.....The Bitch is back!
Adamle: The LOVE with strong words for our ladies champ, Steve.
Lombardi: The Hotties are once again a threesome and seem to be focused once more.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns with "Moments of Flava". We see scenes from the very first HLW Warzone and Flav's introduction to the crowd. and then we see him talking about wanting to get Kristal Marshall to be in Flavor of Love 14.)
(Camera is in the back with Kristal Marshall)
Kristal: Heeeyyy! It's yo gurl, Kristal. Coming December 29th will be Hell-iday Cheer. From the Jersey City Armory in Jersey Cty, NJ. We heard earlier LOVE challenging Mercedes Martinez for that show. Don't know if that is gonna happen yet but what I do know is my next guest is gonna be there facing the Iron Sheik, Brayden Walker.
Walker: That's right Kristal. Sheiks, now that the Invaders have been sent packing it's time to get back to business and thats kicking your sorry asses all over the HLW. The Walker is coming for you.
Martinez: LOVE, you earned the number one contender shot I guess. Hardly looked fair to me. But you want your shot at Hell-iday Cheer? You got it! But keep your lil skank pack away. Cause if they get in my business they won't be so "cute" anymore.
(Show switches to the ring with GM Jack Tunney.)
Tunney: Thank you fans. I'm here with a special Announcement. HLW is now ready to get bigger and better than ever. And to show that, we here are instituting a new championship. It's the Tri-State Championship. It will be a 8 man tournament we will be holding the first match tonight we will then have the rest of the first and 2nd rounds next week. The finals will be televised live as part of Saturday Night's main Event Decmber 11th. The Entires are.
1. Shawn Hernandez 2. Shelton Benjamin 3. Dolph Ziggler 4. Jimmy Snuka 5. Iron Sheik 6. Junkyard Dog 7. Brayden Walker 8. John Cena
Tonights first round match will be. Shelton Benjamin facing The Junkyard Dog! (Crowd pops)
(Then all of a sudden we hear a familiar sound.
And out come the Four Horsemen.)
Flair: Tunney! You may the GM. But right now this is the Horsemen's ring! You aint welcome!
(Tunney calmly leaves the ring.)
Flair: Now! Let's get this straight. What you are looking at here is the greaest assemblage of World Class talent ever! Everyone else. House of Humperdink, The Family, H & H International. You all aspire to be what we already are! I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times! Diamonds are forever and so is the Four Horsemen! WHOOOOO! Savage, Wagner, Muraco and the Nature boy! When we walk into a room the guys get nervous and the women get wet! I see some freak in the crowd with a sign. He is coming? Wrong! I already did! Last night in the hotel! And so did she! Talk to them Big man!
Savage: Ohh Yeah. You thought you were done with us? Not by a long shot! We were biding our time and now we're back! The Madness is back in HLW. Let the bodies hit the floor!
GGW: Hahaha. New york City. It feels good to be back here. But unfortunately Mr Trump didn't hold up his end of the bargain. No matter. We are excellence personified and we will rule this place just like we've ruled everywhere we've been. First thing we have to do is Clean up the trash around here. Gorgeous George Wagner wants nothing to do with a "hood".
Muraco: Wow Ric I have to say something. When I got the call down in Hawaii to come on up here. I came to see you guys out of respect. But right now at this stage of my life I can't do this. I have some unfinished business back on the island. I'll always be a Horsemen and if you ever really need me you just call. But for now I'm going home.
Savage: Hey "Magnificent". NO ONE walks away from the Horsemen and lives to talk about it.
Muraco: Is this what you want? You know me, I won't back down.
Flair: Hold on big man! Muraco has earned the right. If that's how it is then thats how it is. But when you find what your searching for you come on back. You always have a spot with us. (Flair & Muraco shake hands and Muraco takes his leave.)
Flair: Now back to HLW. You guys are having a tournament to hold a championship and we're not invited? Bad idea! We are gonna take every belt this place has.
(Then from out the crowd comes Fedor Emelianenko. He has a chair and sneaks behind the Horsemen. He whacks Savage across the back with it, then Clobbers GGW over the head with it he takes a big swing at Flair but he ducks and rolls out the ring. The crowd is cheering loudly. Savage and GGW stumble to the back with Flair as Fedor stands tall in the ring.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns with another "Moment of Flava". This time we see scenes from Flav's longtime problems with the League. From the Gangstas to his firing of Ahmed Johnson.)
(Now camera switches backstage as we see Funaki.)
Funaki: Hewo fans. I have with me now the bery controversal Chris Candido. Chris may i ask you.....
(Candido just smacks Funaki to the ground. then he starts to choke him.)
Candido; Where is Muta you lil yellow bastard??!! WHERE IS HE??!!!
(Then YUji Nagata comes running out and pushes Candido away from Funaki.)
Candido: Your time is coming, Nagata. I've alreaady went to Snoop. Hell-iday Cheer. Kiss that title and your career here goodbye! (Candido storms off as Yuji helps up Funaki. Then he grabs the microphone and turns to the camera.)
Nagata: OK Candido, you want me you got me! you think you hate Japanese now? Wait until I embarass you in front of everyone at Hell-iday Cheer. Now you Tully Blanchard. I have not forgotten about you. You say I go to the back of the line? Well the championship committee may not agree with you. I sent them the tape of what happened in our match. Sooner or later you will give me my rematch. Either by choice or if your forced to. It doesn't matter to me all I need is one more shot. And I bring honor back to the UWF.
Santino Marella 227 Lbs Calabria, Italy Theme music: La Vittoria รจ Mia (Victory Is Mine)- Jim Johnston
------vs-------
Black Tiger w/ Donald Trump 268 lbs Japan
(The crowd is 100% Anti Black Tiger & Trump. Santino is trying to put on a front but you can see his is somewhat concerned. They tie up and Santino takes Tiger down with an Arm drag. BT seems a little surprised. They tie up again and once again BT is taken down with an armdrag. The crowd cheers and Marella is now smiling broadly he is gaining confidence with each second. They go to tie up again and Santino stops and just slaps Black Tiger across the face. The crowd is loving it.Santino plays to the crowd for a second and then he is met with a kick to abdomen and a DDT. BT is incensed now and is brutally stomping on the head of Marella. Trump is yelling at Tiger to destroy him. Tiger slaps on a Figure 4 Leglock. Santino fights thru the pain and makes it to the ropes. Tiger keeps kicking away at him while he still is in the ropes. Referee Charles Robinson gets BT off of him. When BT pushed him aside Santino hits the Cobra! BT is down! He covers 1.. 2..
No! Tiger kicks out! The crowd is groaning. Santino climbs the ropes buthe's taken a beating and is moving a bit slower. BT is up and meets him there. He Superplexes him to the mat. He goes back up and hits a Moonsault. 1.. 2..3!)
Fink: Here is your winner...The Black Tiger!
Adamle: A great try by Santino but he's no match in the end for the Black Panther.
Lombardi: That's Tiger.
Adamle: Who is Tiger?
Lombardi: In the ring with Donald Trump.
Adamle: TIGER????? Wow fans you heard it here first. The Black Panther is actually Tiger Woods!!! What an athlete!
Lombardi: Wait. What? No. I meant ...ugh forget it.
(Camera switches to the locker room of the League.)
Long: Alright Shelton big match tonight. Don't worry you know we got your back!
Akeem: That's right brotha. I know you aint gonna have no problem with that Jive Turkey.
New Jack: Teddy what the F*ck is going on? Why is this fool here? You making a joke out of us?
Akeem: What's with the hostility my ni...
Killings: Don't say it man!
Long: Listen boys the League is stronger than ever. We needed a clean-up hitter and we got one. It's time to start taking HLW over. There's one more piece to fall into place and that happens tonight!
New Jack: Whatever Teddy, I don't like this. At all. I'm keeping my eye on you. (Pointing at Akeem)
Akeem: That boy need to chill fa real. (Akeem starts dancing to music in his own head while Naomi and Killings just look at him in disbelief.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns with another "Moment of Flava". This time showing him helping Fedor Emelianenko realize his dream of being a rapper.)
Adamle: Over two years. It's gonna be hard to imagine HLW without Flav, Steve.
Lombardi: That it is Mike. Fans stay tuned as HLW says goodbye to its favorite son later in the show.
Adamle; But up next, The Maximos have been sending out challenges to teams from across the UWF. They are about to face another.
Los Maximos (Joel & Jose Maximo) HLW Tag Team Champions Combined Weight 380 Lbs Brooklyn, NY Theme music: How Low- Ludacris http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te5IUwXtaG0
-------vs-------
Soul Patrol (Rocky Johnson & Tony Atlas) Combined Weight 522 Lbs Washington, DC & Roanoke, VA
(The fans are shocked to see former MACW mainstays The Soul Patrol enter. The bell rings and Rocky starts with Jose. back and forth match for the opening moments then Atlas is in and Gorilla Press slams Jose. Now the Soul Patrol go to work. Rocky hits a stunning dropkick to the jaw of Joel. Tony follows with a Fist drop and a cover for 2. Atlas Goes for a clothesline but Joelcounters into a Crucifix but Atlas is too strong and he doesn't go down. So Jose dropkcks him. Referee Joey counts 1.. 2..
No! They grab him and do a Running Double Bulldog. Joel covers but Rocky breaks it up. All 4 men in the ring now. Atlas clotheslines Jose over the top rope. He lands in front of Delirious who is yelling at him and pointing at his sign. Now they double team Joel. They double Suplex him. Atlas puts Joel on his shoulders as Rocky climbs the ropes. Jose is up on the apron he shoves Johnson who falls into Atlas. Joel puts Rocky on his shoulders. They hit Maximo Explosion (Joel holds an opponent in a shoulder mount hold while Jose hits a flying DDT to the opponent out of that position). Jose covers as Joel holds back Tony Atlas. 1.. 2..
3!)
Fink: Here are your winners, Los Maximos!
Adamle: They do it again Steve! Los MAximos take on another challenge from around the UWF and still come up victorious.
Lombardi: This team is such a roll right now I can't see how anyone is gonna beat them.
Adamle: Right now we are going to hear from the UWF World Women's Champion, Sara Del Rey.
(Camera switches to show Sara Del Rey somewhere backstage.)
SDR: So apparently the UWF is putting on a show called Road To Wrestlemania. A show to determ9ne the challengers for the World Champions. The first match named is Bull Nakano vs Cindy Rogers and the winner gets me at Wrestlemania.........
HAHAHAHAHA! Are you shitin' me? Am I supposed to be scared by this? Maybe because one of them looks like a man. And the other is Bull Nakano. Let's start with you Bull. You're the Battle Queen Champ? big deal! I already beat the Battle Queen Champion. Who do you think I pinned to win this belt?! As for you Cindy. Maybe you forgot as well but you were in the match I won this title. So I have already beaten you. You're too worried about your lil life partner in HIP anyway. Is this the best UWF can come up with? Since I have won this belt everyone has gone running. BTTPW shut thier damn women's division down for chrissakes. The only idiot to step up was serena Deeb and we see where that got her. So whoever wins at Road to Wrestlemania be proud. Celebrate to your hearts desire because that as close as you will get to this.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns with another "Moment of Flava". This time showing the attack by the Invaders and then Flav's return at Monster Mash.)
Shelton Benjamin w/Teddy Long & Naomi 245 Lbs Orangeburg, South Carolina Theme Music: Can't Stop Me- JadaKiss http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pik1dRC8dTA
-------vs-------
Junkyard Dog 285 Lbs Charlotte, NC Theme Music: Another One Bites the Dust- Queen
(Shelton uses his superior Speed and technical ability to take control early. He has JYD Down on the mat in a hammerlock then switches To a leglock. JYD is calm and waits for an opening then biting the leg of Shelton. Shelton yelps as the fans laugh. Referee Robinson admonshes JYD for biting but he seems to not really care. JYD lands some big soupbones to Shelton. Then a big headbutt. Naomi starts to get on the apron and JYD just stares at her and she jumps down immediately. But that momentary distraction allows Shelton to nail a jumping Enzuguiri. Now Shelton hits a big elbow drop. He goes to the 2nd rope and as JYD rises he catches him with a Diving Clothesline. He makes the cover but only gets 2. Now Shelton hits a Northern Lights Suplex. 1.. 2.. no. JYD is still fighting. Shelton applies a sleeper hold. JYD has taken a beating and hasn't a lot of fight left. He is down to his knees. But the fans are chanting "JYD" and the Dog is stirring he uses the crowd for motivation and starts to rise he back pedals and rams benjamin into the turnbuckle. Sheltongoes to throw a right and but its blocked and JYD lands a headbutt, then another. Shelton is down as the dog Bites the air and the fans are on thier feet.
Here comes down the aisle the rest of the leagueAs JYD delivers the Big Thump. The referee has jumped out the ring stopping the League in thier tracks. Joey Marella says if they don't leave immediately he will disqualify Benjamin. Meanwhile in the ring the Dog is watching this. Out from the crowd comes a hooded figure. he has a lead pipe and hits JYD from behind with it. The mystery man rolls Shelton on top of JYD's prone body and hops over the ropes. . Joey returns to the ring and makes the count 1.. 2.. 3!)
Fink: Here is your winner....Shelton Benjamin!
(The hooded figure returns to the ring. he emoves the hood but we only see him from behind at first. We see he is bald. Then as he turns to the camera.)
Adamle: Who is that?
Lombardi: Wait! That's Koko B Ware!!!!!!
Adamle; I didn't recognize him at all! But you're right! He has a microphone.
SBS: They told you Dog. Koko B Ware is gone! Dead! No More! But now you have to deal with Sweet Brown Sugar!
(SBS drops the mic on the chest of JYD and then laughs at the crowd as he and Shelton make thier way to the back to the heavy boos.)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns with Snoop Dog in the ring.)
Snoop: There aint much to say. You know why we here. Y'all show some love for FLAVA FLAV!
(Out comes Flav to a standing ovation. He gets to the ring and Snoop gives him a pound.)
Snoop: I know you have some final words but before you do that here is our final words to you.
(Lights go dim and we see on the video board. A video play. It's a montage of snapshots from Flav's time in HLW. Played to some fitting music.)
(The lights raise and the crowd is on thier feet still. Snoop hands Flav the microphone and gives him a pound. Then Snoop leaves the ring. Flav starts to talk but a deafening "FLAVA" chant is ringing out.) It takes a few moments for Flav to be able to speak.)
Flav: Wow man. You guys are something else. Someone once told me I was a star. I ain't never belee dat. I was just another kid from BK. Who happened to get mixed up in the rap game. Tonight you guys made me seem like a star. I don't know if I deserve that. But it damn sure feels good. I have loved every minute of my time here. But I'm getting older and there are some things I want to do before I get too old to do them. Maybe one day in the future I can return here. But one thing you can be sure of. Flav will be around somehow. I want to thank Snoop for giving a chance here when most thought he was crazy to do it. Making Hood Life Wrestling I'm sure didn't have a lot of people thinking it would be a success. But with hard work I think it's the best fed in UWF. I want to thank my announce partners. Mike Adamle, Gus Johnson and especially Steve Lombardi. These guys helped a rookie learn the game and befriended me while doing it. Thank you guys. I want to thank everyone in the back. Past to present. I never felt like an outsider here. Even if I was. Lastly I want to thank all of you. That's right, the Hood. (Crowd pops)
Whenever I wondered if I was doing the right thing here it was the support of all of you that kept me focused. I will miss you all most of all. My time is done. Flava Flav is going home!
(Crowd gives yet another standing ovation. As Snoop re-enters the ring and hugs Flav and raises his hand. From out the back comes Sabu, Hernandez, Jimmy Snuka, Serena Deeb, John Cena, Yuji Nagata & Los Maximos as they all shake the hand of Flav. Then We see emerge from the back Fedor Emelianenko. He seems visably upset. He hugs Flav as the crowd rejoices again. Then we see at the top of the stage Teddy Long & New Jack have come out have come out. Teddy Long nods and New Jack raises his arms in the "X". Flav nods back and they turn and leave.)
Adamle: This is an emotional moment for me and my partner folks so we are just going to say goodnight. Now if you excuse we have to say our goodbyes as well.
(The announcers leave thier mics at the table and enter the ring to say goodbye to Flav as well. As the show comes to an end.)
ChadCa$H
Number of posts: 2889 Age: 24 Location: Melbourne, Australia Registration date: 2009-02-04
Subject: HLW Burn #16 
Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:53 am
