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Subject: HLW BURN #8 Tue Jul 06, 2010 4:45 am
DARK MATCHES:
1. The Latin Connection def Frank Williams and Jim Powers (Torres pins Williams)
2. The Cobra defeats Lince Dorado (Small Package)
(The opening video plays with scenes of various famous sites from New York, New Jersey & Connecticut with images of members of the HLW roster mixed in between. Playing to "Hero" by Nas.) http://www.supload.com/listen?s=koFfI2
Voice Over: With the Parade of Champions upon us there has been a major power shift in the UWF. Cindy Rogers has lost the World Women's Championship and Sheamus has defeated Bruiser Brody for the World title. Where does that leave Yuji Nagata? He now must face a brand new opponent all the while trying to cope with the mystery behind the heinous attack of one Abdullah The butcher. We get try to get some answers as the HLW Champ is here. Yuji Nagata makes his return tonight on Burn.
Johnson: Hello wrestling fans! I'm Gus Johnson and this is BURN! Coming to you from the Hammerstein Ballroom in downtown NEW YORK CITY!! Alongside my broadcast partner Flava Flav. And we would like to welcome special guest to the announce team, Dolph Ziggler.
Ziggler: That's "Superstar" Dolph Ziggler to you.
Johnson: Of course, and I would like to congratulate you on your new DVD release of Howard The Duck 3 Selling 2 dozen copies this week.
Ziggler: Two Hundred Thousand nimrod! And that was just in the opening hours its jumping off the shelves right now.
Johnson: Ha Ha! Well I know who else is jumping and thats my man Flav.
Flav: Yo! I dont know about no duck but we got us a big show tonite!
Johnson: Absolutley Flav the last semi-final womens title tournament match. LOVE will face Mercedes Martinez with the winner going to face Sara Del Rey at Parade of Champions. We will see John Cena in action as well as Sabu facing Paul Burchill. But right now Snoop is in the ring.
Snoop: I-Ight! I got some announcements about Parade of Champions. First of all I am proud to announce our own dawg. Human Tornando will be heading to WLW to challenge Kofi Kingston for his Junior Heavyweight title! We wish HT the best of luck in that match. Do your thang HT! Next we now have a new World Heavyweight Champion in XWA's Sheamus. So it will be he who will defend the UWF World title against Yuji Nagata. Also there will be a 16 man Battle Royal held at the show, the winner will be the new number 1 contender for the HLW Heavyweight strap. In the event Yuji wins the World title that night the winner of the Battle Royal will be declared the new HLW Heavyweight Champizzle. Now I'm calling out Chris Candido please.
(Candido and Tammy make thier way to the ring to the sound of AC/DC's Back in Black.)
Candido: What's the word Dog?
Snoop: That's Boss Dawg to you, fool. You made an open challenge a few weeks back. On July 31st the Parade comes to an end with an All-Star show hosted by RWA. You will compete on that show.
Tammy: Against who?!
Snoop: Take a look at he screen and see.
(Video plays and we see RWA Bossman Nicholas De Vannes.)
NDV: Chris Candido at our All-Star show We had an opening and have taken you up on your challenge. In conjunction with Japan's JPWA. We will have a match for the vacant JPWA Stage Title. The title is competed in a 2 out of 3 falls format. first fall regular match, 2nd fall is submission only and the 3rd fall if needed. Will be a ladder Match. Are you willing to compete in this match?
Candido: Not a problem De Vannes, bring it on. Candido means Champion in latin.
Tammy: It does? I thought it meant. Jester?
Candido: Hush Tammy.
NDV: Excellent your opponent is from the IWL promotion let me introduce him.
NDV: The Great Muta!
(Candido looks pissed. He kicks the ropes as Tammy protests to Snoop.THen we see Yuji Nagata coming down the to the ring with some purpose.)
Snoop: Whoa champ! Hold on!
Nagata: Hold on?? Candido had me attacked and he gets a title shot of a title based in my home country??!!
Candido: I told you, I had nothing to do with that!
(Just then from behind we see a large figure roll into the ring. It's Abdullah! He begins to attack Yuji again. We see Gary Hart at ringside. Candido and Tammy run from the ring to the back. Abdullah is using his fork on Yuji but the champ fights back and soon slams the huge assassin to the mat. He rolls out the ring as Snoop is calling for security to have them thrown from the building. But Yuji stops him.)
Snoop: Fine Champ! You got it. You guys want to take out Yuji so bad here's your chance Tonight its Yuji Nagata vs Abdullah. In a Street Fight! (Crowd pops)
Johnson: This is crazy folks don't change that channel!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns to the ring.)
Douglas Williamsw/ Lord Alfred Hayes 230 Lbs The United Kingdom
-------vs--------
Chilly Willy 250 Lbs East Orange, New Jersey
(Not much of a match. Wiliams uses his superior mat skill to wear down the out-classed Willy. And ends it with The Chaos Theory.)
Fink: Here is your winner, Douglas Williams!
Johnson: Douglas Williams was impressive here.
Ziggler: whats really impressive was how well I did carrying a whole movie with an animated co-star. But I guess its nothing for a Superstar like me.
Flav: Oh Brotha Pleez! Yo Doug is gonna be in that Battle Royal at Parade he definately could win it.
(Camera switches backstage where we see Kristal.)
Kristal: Its yo gurl Kristal follow me on Tweet. Now I got with me Los Maximos. Boys you got a date with the World Tag champs at Parade of Champions. So whats good?
Joel: What's good is we are about to finally realize our dream and win the UWF World Tag Team Championship. Since you boys are so concerned about our family. You're gonna meet them because all of HLW is OUR Familia.
Jose: Storm... Copeland. You think you're funny. But you are just 2 clowns who have had a run of luck. Los maximos don't believe in luck. We make it happen ourselves. You guys got big mouths. Come Parade of Champions Los Maximos is gonna close them.
Joel: Vive Latino Nacion!
Kristal: Hoochie Coohie to you too. Next we have someone who will compete in the number one contender's battle royal. Jimmy "The Superfly" Snuka. Jimmy your thoughts?
Snuka: Thats right Kristal the Superfly has lots of thoughts about becoming HLW Champion. Its time for me to give the people what they want. Which is a champion that they can love just like they have now with Yuji Nagata. It doesn't mattter if I win or not because I know I'm gonna do it. So Superfly is gonna make it right. You can count on that!
Kristal: Damn yo! I think someone spiked my weed! I'm trippin. I aint understand none o' dat!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(show returns to the ring.)
John Cena Weight 242 Lbs Boston, MA Theme music: Time Is Now
-------vs--------
Tom Brandi Weight 267 Lbs Philadelphia, PA
(Easy win for Cena in his Burn Debut he ends it with the STF for a submission. He is doing his you can't see me gesture to the fallen Brandi when from behind attacks Kamala and Shiek Adnan. They beat down Cena and Kamala hits a belly Splash before the Eliminators and others from the back make the save. Adnan is laughing as he leads Kamala away from the ring.)
Johnson: Sim Sima! Who got the keys to mah Beemer?
Ziggler: What? What keys? you drive a BMW? I got me a Porsche myself. Turbo,Twin Cam.
Flav: Anyway! Cena got laid out here. He said last week he was tired of Shiek Adnan bein triflin yo. I guess Shiek heard.
(Camera switches backstage where we see Trump and Black Tiger speaking in hushed tones. In comes Santino Marella.)
Santino: What's the beg seecrat huh?
Trump: Santino? Why are you here? You don't work here.
Santino: But last week I delivered the World Tag team Championes for Parade show so Mr Snoop say I did good. Now I would like to be in the Battle Royal.
Trump: That was last week. I'm the boss here and the Battle Royal is full. Now I want you out of this office, hell I want you out of this building, Scram!
Santino: This isnt the Oprahtess. You can't just throw me out!
Trump; Oh really? Tiger?
(Black Tiger steps up and gets in the face of Santino.)
Santino: Okay no need for ju to get ugly keepa your mask on. I'm going but you haven't heard the last of Santino Marella!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns to the set of Flava of the Week.)
Flav: I-Ight I got me the newest addition to the Hood, The Cobra! Cobra you gonna be in the battle royal at Parade of Champions you could become number 1 contender in your first big match.
(Cobra Raises the mic to his mouth.....)
Hassan: I have asked for some air time to speak but was denied so I had to make time of my own. Last week on this very stage I was a victim of a HATE CRIME! (Fans Boo!) I was attacked by Brayden Walker because of my race, because of the color of my skin. This is an outrage! Yet there was no criminal action taken, Why? Don't people of arab descent have rights like all other Americans? This system is corupt! I will take matters into my own hands This month you celebrate America! You celebrate the Red, White and Blue. Well I will celebrate by destroying that "American Bad Ass" Brayden Walker at Parade of Champions. (Fans are chanting USA) You chant USA? Then you chant for me! I'm an American but I'm a better one than all of you! (Fans really booing now.)
Johnson: Man that Hassan knows how to antagonize a crowd, Dolph. Dolph?
Ziggler: I told you, Ari! I aint doing no water movies my hair frizzes at the sea. Tell Cameron I have no interest in Titanic 2. I gotta go call me later. Uhh Sorry gus. Hollywood stuff. You wouldn't understand.
Johnson: I guess not. Let's send it to the ring for our Women's title tournament Semi-final.
"Latina Sensation" Mercedes Martinez Waterbury, CT Theme music: Swagger Like Us- T.I. Ft.Jay-Z, Kanye West & Lil wayne http://www.supload.com/listen?s=lEaHim
------vs-------
L.O.V.E. Dallas, TX Theme music: Miss Independent- NeYo http://www.supload.com/listen?s=1EWAfk[/b]
(Match is back and forth for awhile LOVE gains the upper hand and starts to hit some big moves then goes for Love Sick but Mercedes elbows out. Martinez gets off a sick looking Saito Suplex. She makes the cover but LOVE kicks out. Mercedes locks in a half Boston Crab. LOVE is able to make the ropes. LOVE catches Mercedes with a jaw jacker. Then follows with a Discus Punch she covers 1.. 2..
NO! Martinez gets her foot on the ropes. LOVE signals for the Claw as the crowd cheers then she turns it into a middle finger to the crowd. She goes for Love Sick again but Mercedes escapes lands a low kick and hits The Pescadora Buster 1.. 2..
3!)
Fink: Here is your winner, Mercedes Martinez!
(As Mercedes makes her way to the back she is hi-fiving fans around ringside when one fan rams her head into the barrirer. It's Sara Del Rey! Sara now jumps over the railing and stomps away at Martinez. She raises her arms to the crowd as they throw plastic cups at her.)
Ziggler: Nice job by Sara Del Rey. I may have a role for her in my next movie. As my love interest of course.
Johnson: Ha Ha! It's unreal! We'll be back!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns to ringside.)
Johnson: Right now fans we are going to take you to a special video highlighting the upcoming first time meeting of Mariko Yoshida and Manami Toyota at Parade of Champions.
(Video plays showing clips of both women in Japan sometimes as a team or in singles. We hear the voice of Mariko Yoshida.
We were the best. No one could defy us, We won titles, we won money but most important we won respect. Not just as wrestlers but Women Wrestlers. Our matches would out shine the men many nights. We had it all and we had each other.
Video shows a still of the two women embracing after a hard fought victory. Then we hear Funaki's voice translating for Toyota.
We were called the Sisters of Venom. We did all that we could in Japan. I wanted, no I needed more. I asked Yoshida to come with me to the UWF to show the west who the best was. But she's been here before she was a exchange student. I don't know what happened but she hated America. She told me not to go. But I said must. She was my best friend.
Video is showing Toyota competing in UWF now. Once again we hear Yoshida.
She was my best friend but she was stubborn. America made her weak, made her a loser. I could no longer bear it. I had to do something. I will show her to be a warrior again even if I must beat her half to death to do it.
Video is now showing the confrontations between the 2 in recent weeks. Toyota speaks through Funkai again.
Our vow to never fight one another will be broken. I am sad at this but I am sadder to know that I will beat Yoshida all over that ring and send her back to Tokyo with her tail between her legs.
(Video ends)
Johnson: At Parade of Champions we are poised to see history Flav.
Flav: Yo! I'm saying I know Toyota has had some bad luck as of late but I'm taking her in this one. She gonna show the world she still is on top.
Ziggler: I saw those 2 at an audition for a Godzilla film awhile back. They offered me the lead but I turned it down.
Paul Burchill w/Lord Alfred Hayes 273 Lbs United Kingdom
--------vs--------
Sabu 228 LBS Bombay. MI Theme Music: Huka Blues- Harry Slash & The Slashtones
(Burchill attacks before ther bell and controls through most of the early going. Sabu makes a comeback hitiing Air Sabu and an Arabian Press. But only for a 2 count. Burchill goes for a spear but Sabu turns into a Sunset flip 1.. 2.. no! Paul goes for a Piledriver but Sabu escapes and hits an Arabian Piledriver. Then he grabs a chair sets it up and hits the Triple Jump Moonsault. Since he never used the chair on Burchill Ref Joey lets it go as Hayes admonishes him. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Fink: Here is your winner, Sabu!
Johnson: Let's go Crazy! Let's get NUTS!
Ziggler: Over a Sabu win????
Johnson: Ha Ha!
Flav: You gotta get used to it Dolph. Both these guys are in the Battle royal also with you.
Ziggler: I'm not worried. When I leave I will be the last man standing and they will roll out the red carpet as I leave victorious.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Show returns backstage with Funaki.)
Funaki: Hewo Fans. I have just been told Kamala and John Cena have been removed from the battle Royal and will face each other 1 on 1 at Pawade. I have with me now The Negwo League. You guys will be busy fo Pawade ova Champions too.
Benjamin: I may not be so busy. No one has seen or heard from Hernandez for awhile. I doubt he got the nerve to even try to step up into ny house. Cause he will get dealt wit. Ya hear me?
Funaki: Gangstas you have Beware ova Dog.
New Jack: No what we got is two simpletons and ingrates.
Mustafah: They is fools! Haha!
New Jack: Teddy asked you boys nice but he warned you if you not wit us you is against us. And those who are against us is gonna regret it.
Funaki: Ahhh hewo Naomi
Naomi: Listen China Boy stop drooling. I know you want this. It's what every man secretly wants. A strong Black woman to dominate them. But right now its all about the league. But you keep dreaming Funaki.
Long: It's like this Funaki: The League is where its at right now. Parade of Champions is just the start of our dominance commencing. It's gonna take a nation of millions to hold us back.
Funaki: Now I bwing out Sawa Del Way. You have Mahcedes Mahtinez at Pawade...
SDR: Yeah I know who I got Funaki. I was here remember? I'm not worried. Chica? You not in my class baby. Why don't you go stuff that big ass of yours with some more Arroz con Pollo. But what I can't believe is that phony Cindy Rogers lost that belt before I could take it. So Sherri, you the champ now? Nothing personal honey but I'm still coming for it. I don't care who is champ. be it friend or foe. I have one goaland one goal only and thats to be the best and to make that claim I need that UWF World Title around my waist. First HLW then the World.The Queen of the Ring is on the path to greatness.
(The match is all over the arena . They fight in the crowd. Out on the ramp. By the concession stand. All the while gary hart is close behind encouraging his charge. Yuji cares nothing but beating the truth out of Abby. Finally they are on the stage Yuji hits an Exploder on a bleeding Abdullah off the stage and thru a table below. The ref doesn't bother to count a pinfall. He is calling for EMT's the match is over.)
Fink: Here is your winner of the Street Fight, Yuji Nagata!
(Gary Hart is looking down at the carnage with a worrisome look. Then Yuji glances at him, and locks Hart in the Nagata Lock IV (Crippler Crossface). Hart is screaming. Yuji yells who was it? Was it Candido??!!)
Gary Hart: NO! It wasn't him!
Nagata: Who???!!!!
Hart: I don't know. He wired us the money. Ahhhh! and had us deal with a mediator the whole time. He said they wanted you put down. Money was no object! Pl.. please It wasn't personal, only Business.
(Nagata Really cranks on the Lock now and soon Hart passes out from the pain. Snoop, Tunney and others are here telling Yuji to let him go. He finally does so.)
Johnson: That was extreme guys! Hart says it was an unknown source who hired them. Not Candido.
Flav: I tend to believe it when a man is in that kind of pain he cant concentrate to lie.
Ziggler: Well it wasn't me so i don't care. Now what I do care about is getiing my script reading done. I am up for Rhett Butler in the Gone with The wind remake.
Johnson: Yeah right with Paris Hilton as Scarlet O'hara.
Ziggler: What did you say?
Johnson: Ha Ha!
Ziggler: This will be the last time you get me to appear here with you.
Flav: Frankly my dear...I don't give a sh*t!
Johnson: I love it! HA HA!
Parade of Champions Card
For The HLW Women's Championship Sara Del Rey vs Merceds martinez
Shelton Benjamin vs Shawn Hernandez
John Cena vs Kamala
In a special Challenge Match Manami Toyota vs Mariko Yoshida
The Gangstas vs Beware of Dog
Muhammad Hassan vs Brayden Walker
A 14 man #1 contender Battle royal featuring the following. Douglas Williams............Black Tiger The Cobra.....................Paul Burchill Jimmy Snuka.................Fedor Emelianenko Iron Shiek.....................Funaki Vladimir Kozlov..............Sabu Perry Saturn..................John Kronus Dolph Ziggler.................David Schultz
Subject: HLW BURN #8 
Tue Jul 06, 2010 4:45 am
